So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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