is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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