Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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