You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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