there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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