Im at strip club and am horny
I want to make a zoo with you.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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