Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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