your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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