69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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