is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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