I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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