just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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