one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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