so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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