im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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