Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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