just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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