idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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