Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think we might need a safe word for this...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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