i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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