physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.