Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.