that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing