I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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