Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
