Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
