I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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