writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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