why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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