Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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