Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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