Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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