i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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