do herpes really smell.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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