just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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