FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
two words...techno handjob
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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