she looked like the before picture.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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