Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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