Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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