I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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