so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize