If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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