your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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