Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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