You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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