Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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