is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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