when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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