Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
kristin has been a bad kristin
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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