I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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