we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
