I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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