just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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