I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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