I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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