That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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