So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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