I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You need a sexual gate keeper
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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