Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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