Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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