The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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