New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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